• FIVE FINGER SNATCHER

    Submitted by samantha s on 4/1/2010 10:16 PM

    IMAGINE THIS A NICE COLD HOME MADE MILK SHAKE WITH CRUMBLED UP BUTTER FINGER PIECES INSIDE NICE AND CRISPY YET CRAEAMY HINCE THE MILK SHAKE, ONLY TO FIND THAT YOUR FERRETT CLIMBED UP THE TABLE WHERE YOU LAID THE CANDY BAR AND CAUGHT RED HANDED BY ME. I AM 8 MONTHS PREGNANT AT THIS POINT AND READY TO HAVE A HORMONAL FIT. SNIFFLES A.K.A THE FERRETT LAID NOT ONLY A FINGER ON MY BUTTER FINGER BUT NAWED ON IT LIKE IT WAS HEAVEN FROM THE CHOCLATE GODS ABOVE. EVER SINCE THEN I HAVE KEPT ALL MY BUTTER FINGERS HIDDEN AND ALWAYS IN MY POCKET I DARE ANYONE OR FARRETT TO LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTER FINGER.

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