• Fat Fingered

    Submitted by garnett s on 4/1/2010 9:59 AM

    So I'm sitting at home in my comfy pants fixing to enjoy my Butterfinger, my daughter crawls up in my lap for seemingly for a hug and out of nowhere, pokes me in the eye with her chubby little babyfinger. After I drop the candy she picks it up and says, 'Thank you Daddy' smiles, climbs down and wanders off giggling to enjoy her prize. When it gets better, I should probably keep my eye on her, she's going to be trouble....

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