• Fight for the right stuff!

    Submitted by Mark D on 4/1/2010 9:32 AM

    I have often considered what I would do if I was mugged: Run? Mace to the face? Or simply surrender and plead for my life. Sure, I thought of everything, except someone stealing my BUTTERFINGER!!! As fate would have it, it was a cold, dark night. I was almost to my car when I heard, "Give me your wallet." As I started to turn, the 'surrender and plead for my life' option seemed the best. Then he saw my Butterfinger. "Give me your candy bar as well." He had definitely crossed the line. My pathetic fighting skills didn't save Butterfinger, but I couldn't just give it away! I had made my stand!

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