• Finger Winger

    Submitted by Jocelyn B on 4/1/2010 6:07 AM

    I was just chillin' in my room when all of a sudden a bird flies by and tries to jack my Butterfinger. I waved my finger on it's winger and beat the bird away. Then I continued to eat my Butterfinger in peace.

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