Submitted by David W on 4/1/2010 9:36 AM
I was robbed after someone buttered up my fingers and while trying to eat my butterfinger it slipped out of my hands and was stolen!
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Tip # 3 The majority of crimes occur after nightfall, so always follow the arc of the sun.
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