Five Finger Butterfinger
Submitted by Nina G on 4/1/2010 9:16 AM
I was walking around the supermarket when I saw a tall male take a candy bar off the shelf and put it in his coat pocket. I screamed for help and he came charging at me. I was only trying to buy my butterfinger. He loved candy so much that he tried to grab my butterfinger out of my hand. Little did he know he was messing with the world karate champion. He didnt get his five finger discount on my butterfinger-- I put him in a headlock while the police put him in handcuffs.