• Freezer Abduction

    Submitted by Melissa H on 4/1/2010 6:51 PM

    Late one Monday night, after a long day of work and taking care of the kids, I waited until everyone was asleep to finally fulfil my desire...my craving... I longed to eat that delicious, mouth-watering piece of Heaven I placed in the freezer earlier that day. As I dug through frozen pizzas, pot pies, and freezer burned steak, much to my dismay, I suddenly realized the unthinkable...SOMEONE laid a finger on my BUTTERFINGER! This couldn't be! No one has confessed to this day... How could they? They would never admit to committing such a horrific crime!

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