Girl Scout Cookie Heist
Submitted by Matthew H on 4/1/2010 8:02 AM
While relaxing on my couch, getting ready to eat my Butterfinger the door rang. Upon opening the door, I was greeted by two Girl Scouts. Using their typical charm and sales techniques, they offered me a free box to try. As soon as I opened the box there was a bright flash, temporarily blinding me and leaving the room filled with smoke. Standing there confused, eventually the smoke settled and I regained my sight. Only to discover the two Girl Scouts were gone and now in my hand was a piece of paper. On it read, "20 Box's of Cookies - $140, the Butterfinger was down payment, we'll be back!"