• Give Me Back My Butterfinger

    Submitted by Stephanie H on 4/1/2010 8:37 PM

    There once was a boy with a butterfinger walking down the road on his way home from school. Little did he know the chocolate queen was coming down behind him at a jogging pace. She could smell the butterfinger as she approached him and grabbed it as she ran by. She left him in the dust screaming "Give me back my Butterfinger"

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