• Golden Fingers

    Submitted by Mohit G on 4/1/2010 12:57 PM

    Every time I looked for my ButterFinger, I could not find it. So I slimed the Butterfinger on all of my fingers and let it dry. I waited at night for who was stealing my Butterfinger. In morning, I woke up with all of my fingers in my mouth. It was no one but MEeeeeeeeeee!!! No one lays a finger on my Butter Finger!

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