• Goodbye My Love

    Submitted by aaron m on 4/1/2010 8:41 AM

    It was a beautiful spring day and there deception was in the air. Not that I can smell deception, but if I could have smelled deception it would have came in with the beautiful Nadia. I was on the park bench enjoying a nice day at the park when Nadia sat down on my Butterfinger bar. She did not feel the bar due to wearing bike shorts, which I thought was odd. We talked for 30 minutes and the only thing I could think about was that delicious and buttery bar. Nadia got up to leave and so did my yellow piece of heaven. It biked out of my life attached to the bottom of another woman.

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