• Got Milk, but no butterfinger!

    Submitted by Matthew S on 4/1/2010 7:06 PM

    It was a long day of work,and I wanted nothing more than to pour myself a big glass of milk and enjoy my butterfinger bar. Got out my glass and poured the milk. Went to my dresser drawer to get the butterfinger bar, only to discover there was ntohing but empty wrappers in there!I was so furious that someone had eaten all my butterfingers bars that I ran out to the middle of the street and let go a blood curdling scream "WHYY!!" Then I woke up, I was so relieved that it was just a dream. Just to be sure, I checked the drawer again just to make sure that no one laid a finger on my butter finger

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