Grand Theft Butterfinger
Submitted by Timothy B on 4/1/2010 11:42 PM
At 0700 hours, complainant, myself, arrived at the police department, preparing for a day of protecting and serving. The day went well, and before I knew it, it was break time. I went to my locker, which was unlocked, due to the brotherhood being "honest". I opened my locker, expecting to find the delicious, buttery candybar that I was so fond of. My Butterfinger had been stolen. I reported this theft to my superior, and to this day, the Grand Theft Butterfinger case has not been solved. There is now a $100.00 reward for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief.