• Guinea Pig Vampires...

    Submitted by Marian H on 4/1/2010 4:05 PM

    My four kids had the vegetarian, vampire guinea pig sisters, Bella Cullen, Rosalie Harris & Alice Cullen out to play. At the time, the kids and pigs were trying to figure out their vampire powers. I laid my butterfinger down to fix a dvd player. Not 5 minutes later, I went to grab my delicious butterfinger, and it was being viciously mutilated by one of the vamps! Chunks of crispety, crunchety and peanut-buttery bits were flying everywhere. Because of their speed, it was difficult to discern who actually laid their squatty paws on it first. Please help me put this vamp in guinea pig jail!

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