• Haiku. Story of my life.

    Submitted by Maria J on 4/1/2010 7:55 AM

    He wooed me with love. Then stole my Butterfingers. April Fools gone bad. HeartSHATTER. ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Butterfinger.I.need.you!

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