Hands OFF!
Submitted by Sebastian M on 4/1/2010 6:55 PM
We were walking down the school hallway when this kid named Roger walked up. I knew he was staring. Everyone I know stares at her because she's really pretty. I didn't know what to say, not wanting to be a jerk. I decided to introduce him to my girlfriend. He just gave me a funny look and said, "Huh?" Then, he gave me a sneer and slammed his shoulder into mine. I thought I'd be the better man and walk away. At the end of the hall I stopped. That's when I noticed something . . . my Butterfinger was missing from my shirt pocket!