• Hidden

    Submitted by Russell B on 4/1/2010 9:35 AM

    I have to hide my Butterfingers. I thought no one would find it. I found a spot in the freezer. It was behind the ice cube tray. I went to get it. It was gone. Was it my wife? My granddaughter? I would get to the bottom of this. I called a family meeting. I lined everyone up. I checked there mouths. It seems they were both guilty. In the corner of their mouths was the slightest hint of chocolate. They denied it. But we all know the truth. So now I must find a new hiding place.

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