• Hungry theiving ninjas.

    Submitted by Cameron E on 4/1/2010 9:34 AM

    A group of ninjas attacked me while I was getting ready to enjoy my butterfinger. I was able to take on a few of them but eventually the overpowered me. It was horrible, I woke two days later to here I was put in a coma for two days because of the ninjas. Never will I try to enjoy a butterfinger in japan.

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