• Husband No. 2

    Submitted by Tawany M on 4/1/2010 9:23 AM

    Kiran loved her first husband, passionately, intensely and with almost all of her heart. Yet there was one troubling vice that made her rethink her marriage; his continual lifting of her butterfingers. No matter her hiding place, he found them. At her wit's end, she put him therapy and co-founded a support group Loving BFA (Loving ButterFingers Anon). While there she met Malik, another member also at his wit's end due to the thievery of his mother. They stopped at a convenience store on the way home, and as they reached for the Butter Fingers, they realized that life would never be the same...

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