• I have lost it...nooo!

    Submitted by michael H on 4/1/2010 8:03 AM

    I was walking around and all of a sudden a bear came out of no where and snatched my Butterfinger bar, but he could not eat it because he did not have thumbs; he was also not sophisticated so he could not open the wrapper. However, it now has bear saliva all over it and is mangled beyond recognition...noooo!

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