BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

I was in class, running a lab for my chemistry class, when - out of nowhere - the professor tells all of us to stop everything that we're doing to take a pop quiz.. I leave my station to go sit and take this quiz. And quickly realize that I've never seen the material before in my life - it doesn't even resemble chemistry! He collects the quiz after <4 minutes, muttering about wasted time. However, 3/4 of us have little more than our names scrawled in the top corner of the page. He grades them and reaches mine, he cries "Unacceptable!", and snatches my Butterfinger out of my latex-gloved hands!