• I lost an eye!!!

    Submitted by Chloe H on 4/1/2010 9:37 AM

    I was trying to open my delicious Butterfinger candy bar when, curse my butter-fingers, it slipped out of the package and lodged itself in my eye! I just took it out and ate it any ways. I mean, why waste a perfectly good candy bar. It was totally worth it .

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