• I'm Innocent

    Submitted by josh w on 4/1/2010 8:54 AM

    I was sitting enjoying my crispy crunchy butterfinger on the sofa, when my phone in the other room started ringing. I went to get it laying my butterfinger on the end table, little did I realize my dog Stella was secretly stalking my bar. When I returned with the phone all that was left was an empty wrapper and Stella looking very innocent like she had no idea what happened. STELLA!!!!!!!

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