Submitted by simon n on 4/1/2010 5:50 AM
It's 5AM and i'm hungry...just want a free Butterfinger.
Think Nobody's Gonna Lay A Finger On YOUR BUTTERFINGER®? Well think again! Bar thefts are on the rise and it can happen to anyone-even YOU!
Tip # 7 The best offense is a full belly. Completely consume your BUTTERFINGER® before anyone realizes you have it.
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