• Infantino

    Submitted by Jeffrey R on 4/1/2010 9:42 AM

    Late last night..some mouth breathing, carpet crawler laid claim to my golden bar of sweetness...I know it had to be a knee dweller that snatched my baby...he left a confectionary smear of talc and chocolate on the kitchen floor followed by a semi-sweet gooey drip, drip, drip trail that lead me to his warm pacifier...IT WAS STILL WARM!!!! I just missed him. I followed the trail of methodically gnawled damp wrapper..he didn't use his teeth to tear...he took his time carefully gumming his way from the outside in...this was a crime of passion..next time I'll lock the baby gate

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