• It Was Just Sitting There!

    Submitted by Jon H on 4/1/2010 6:58 PM

    One bright sunny day, I find myself tasked with various weekend "dad" duties. Taking care to keep a vailed secrecy of my last butterfinger Bar, I was able to strategically place my great posession carefully behind the mass of brocolli on the second shelf in the fridge. Satisfied with my cleverness, I was able to happily carry out my chores knowing that I would return to a tasty treat. After several hours of cleaning and near exhaustion I returned to my secret hiding place to find my "one and only" missing! Setting in the next room was my daughter who mearly stated...

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