BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

I fly for a living. Recently I left my fresh off the rack King Size Butterfinger in the cockpit while I did my post flight inspection. After getting back to the cockpit....it was gone. The Captain had bits of brown and gold in his mustache....more so than normal. I asked if he had seen my Butterfinger. He said no. I then used my cell phone to request an official FAA investigation into the matter and have the black boxes pulled. As I put my cell phone down my hand brushed up against something. I looked....it was my Butterfinger. Seems as I hid it next to my flight bag. Cleared for takeoff.