• It's true...I swear

    Submitted by Mark S on 4/1/2010 8:42 AM

    My butterfinger was stolen by a radioactive monkey sent to the future by Napoleon Bonaparte who needed the sugar rush to stay alert enough to win the Battle of Waterloo and change the course of human history. The radioactive monkey spoke sign language but it was in French so I had no idea what he said.

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