• Janked =/

    Submitted by Jeremy S on 4/1/2010 10:05 AM

    So I'm walking right? Just strollin' with my Butterfinger in one hand, some buds in my ears, and some slick shoes on. Then suddenly I was stopped by a candy salesman. He was selling lolipops. He offered one to me and I asked him how much. He replied, about tree fitty. It was about that time I realized he was actually the loch ness monsters. I yelled, I ain't giving you no tree fitty, you damn loch ness monster. Then he said how about that just Butterfinger instead. He then promptly janked my Butterfinger and ran away.

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