• Johnny Next Door

    Submitted by Peter L on 4/1/2010 9:18 AM

    I work in a typical cubical environment, with the florescent lighting and constant hum of phone chatter that will dull anyone's energy. At 2pm everyday I would enjoy a Butterfinger to carry me through the day, but my neighbor Johnny was always asking me about my Butterfinger. I always had one, but he kept asking me if I liked Butterfingers, if I was going to eat another one today. Well today was different. When I opened my drawer after lunch, it was gone! Where did it go? JOHNNY! I can smell it on his breath when he said "No I don't know anything about it." I know the truth, Johnny...

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