• Just Taking a Walk

    Submitted by Joe on 4/1/2010 7:08 AM

    I was taking a walk in the park, and lo and behold, a yellow and black striped masked bandit jumped out of the bushes and snatched the delicious and scrumptious (but half eaten) butterfinger right out of my hands! I was devastated, but right at that moment, I saw a grocery store. I knew my lovely butterfinger would be sold there. So I walked in and there it was, a brand new butterfinger just for me.

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