Just when I thought I was out.
Submitted by Jason S on 4/1/2010 9:56 AM
On my way home from work, I picked up crispity, crunchity magic from my local subway vendor. He charges OUTRAGEOUS prices, but I look forward to a bar after slaving at my desk. I grabbed for the wrapper, opening to the sweet aroma of my evening reward -- WHEN SUDDENLY, a blur on a skateboard whizzed by & snatched it! Now, I'm a fat man, not a fast man, but USAIN BOLT would have lost to me that day, as I tore off after the little brat. I retrieved my bar (he was only 8) & returned home, where my fiancee hugged me, exclaiming "You bought me candy!" as she ate the ENTIRE BAR in one giant bite.