Kidnapping
Submitted by Greg M on 4/1/2010 2:31 PM
I was leaving the grocery store (with my butterfinger in my back pocket) when an attractive lady looked into the stroller I was pushing. She asked how long the baby had that terrible rash.
Of course, I immediately stopped, bent over and inspected the baby. There was no rash. When I stood back up, the lady was gone, and so was my butterfinger!