• LAB RATS!!

    Submitted by Alie M on 4/1/2010 12:02 PM

    I’m working in the lab like the over worked graduate student that I am, when I realize it’s 3pm and I haven’t had lunch. I dig through my bag and manage to scrounge enough change for a butterfinger. I rush to the vending machines and before I can take that first bite my PI ask to see the results of my experiment. Unable to take any food into the lab I hide my butterfinger in the break room under a pile of sugar and sweetenlow packets that no one has touched in years, thinking no one will lay a hand on my butterfingers!! I return only to find my butterfinger GONE!!!

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