Life by candybar
Submitted by eric n on 4/1/2010 6:56 PM
Once this kid laid his finger on my butterfinger but before he could snatch it, I punched a cavity in his chest. I thought the hasty reaction may have been a bit egregious but then realized instead of murder....a tiny piece of my butterfinger broke off into his aortic valve; not only keeping him alive, but vitalizing him to a point of super speed. Lucky for him I couldn't catch him to retrieve the rest of my candy. true story.