Life in the monkey bars
Submitted by Richard P on 4/1/2010 7:55 AM
I always buy myself a butterfinger for the evening drive home from work. It just calms me to the soul after a hard day at the playground. You see, I build playgrounds for a living. It's a dangerous business but someone has to do it. You ever try eating a butterfinger on the playground, forget it! I found out one day I was minden my own business constructin some monkey bars and the next thing you know all these dirty little fingers started to come after me and they took my butterfinger visiously from my hands. Man, I been in treatment 5 days a week since then.