Submitted by Dave S on 4/1/2010 6:50 AM
After 3 years I had to ditch my sweetheart. I woke up early one morning and came down stairs and caught her eating my butterfinger. I threw her out that day.
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Tip # 5 Thieves never sleep, and neither should you. Keep houselights on and your eyelids propped open.
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