Love Lost
Submitted by David B on 4/1/2010 2:21 PM
As Katherine and I made our way down the winding path toward the lake, we knew that our love could conquer the world. As we sat on a picturesque tuffet of grass overlooking the sparkling lake, we opened the picnic basket we had brought.
I immediately sat up in shock as instead of finding our two Butterfinger bars, all I found were two wrappers and crumbs, like pieces of my heart torn out.
That day true love did conquer all as I left my thieving Katherine. She learned that nobody had better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.