Luck of the Butterfinger
Submitted by Karen K on 4/1/2010 9:23 AM
Anxious for the St. Patrick's Day parade to begin, I was ready to bite into a Butterfinger, when a little man dressed all in green runs up, kicks me in the knee, and grabs the Butterfinger out of my hands. As he runs into the street, he looks back and laughs. The last "ha" of his evil "ha ha ha" meets with a thump when he hits the first float of the parade. This float has children throwing Butterfingers into the crowd. The little man hit the float so hard it knocked the Butterfingers into the street. I politely walked up to the float and filled my pockets with Butterfingers.