• Man's Best Friend-Butterfinger!

    Submitted by cindy r on 4/1/2010 11:57 PM

    I was not going to loose my Butterfinger to that candy villian again! How many times had I been foiled by that dastardly scoundrel? THIS time was going to be different! I put all I had into surveillance and protection. I had infra-red video cameras, a super 300 mega lazer,and a bucket of water over the door. If he came this night (and I knew he would), I intended to catch him before he claimed another prize. Evening decended and I waited. When he came I knew what I had to do....You know, I cried a bit when I sent my ol' dog to the pound...but he should have kept his paws off my Butterfinger!

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