• Maybe Not So Sweet.

    Submitted by Matthew O on 4/1/2010 5:28 AM

    My friend knew I was a HUGE Butterfiner fan, and I knew it would completely *kill* me if I found out she ate my Butterfinger. So she came over to my house with a full intricate plan. She knew I kept her Butterfingers in the car for the ride to work, so she snuck through the back, and found her way into my car. then she ran over her dog. Lay off my Butterfinger!

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