Melting
Submitted by David G on 4/1/2010 6:40 AM
My butterfinger was lifted at my work. When I went to the breakroom, it was GONE! I fretted all day but found the culprit. My co-worker had chocolate melted in his hand and when I saw the guilt on his face, I asked him to whistle. I asked him to whistle. Not wanting to fess up, he tried, only to spew the middle of the butterfinger. AHA! You stole my butterfinger. But he would not admit it. I need butterfinger insurance!