• Midnight Creeper

    Submitted by Deon S on 4/1/2010 9:47 PM

    Yes, I rat-holed my BF bar. Knowing the inhabitants of this home, its methodically necessary to guarantee that my 2a.m. feeding would be satisfied. Without lights to awaken the sleeping, I open the cabinet..behind the creamer lays a chocolate encrusted buttery dream. No.....Behind the creamer lay a flattened wrapper. Taking the bar was bad enough. But the heartless criminal had to taunt me! I turn on the lights to look more closely. At the table sits my darling...eating my BF, by himself in the dark......grinning.... .......guilty......adorable..but still guilty!!

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