• Mom, I burned down the kitchen

    Submitted by Jeff B on 4/1/2010 9:03 AM

    I wasn't trying to reek havoc. I was trying to get home from school and cook dinner for my mom. I hoped it would put her in a good mood - I got an F in Algebra, again. One thing lead to another, not sure how it got so bad. The grease spilled on the cat whose tail caught on fire from the stove. The cat jumped from the counter knocking over the fancy case of wine my mom had just bought. I slipped on the wine, broke about 50 dishes and glasses. Shoulda just given her a Butterfinger.

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