• Monkey Business

    Submitted by tonja b on 4/1/2010 10:05 PM

    Today while I was sitting on a bench in the park finishing my lunch. I opened my dessert, a butterfinger candy bar. The aroma filled my censes with chocolate and peanut butter. Taking the first bite was true indulgence then it happened. A monkey came from the trees shading me above, stole my butterfinger and ran off.

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