• Monkeys on the golf course

    Submitted by Landon W on 4/1/2010 9:59 AM

    I was golfing at Prince's Grant lodge in South Africa when an Albino Pygmy Monkey ran across the fairway, distracting me as I was approaching the green. The monkey began screaming, jumping, and dancing to gain my attention. As I was amazed and captivated by the show he (or she?) was putting on, another Albino Pygmy Monkey was swinging from tree to tree until he was immediately above my golf cart. He jumped down in the cart, grabbed my butterfinger (leaving the Snickers and the Baby Ruth behind) and the two monkey scurried off together. I realized I had been had.

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