Moon Light
Submitted by Ronnie W on 4/1/2010 9:17 AM
I had just sat down on the patio on a cool spring evening. Suddenly the neighbor interrupted my quiet with wild claims about the moon being the same color as the inside of the butterfinger I was about to enjoy. I could not see the moon from my vantage point so I laid my butterfinger down and walked out into the yard. The moon was indeed a warm brown orange. I "thanked" the neighbor and returned to the patio to resume my quiet evening. That is when I noticed my butterfinger had disappeared. My neighbor claimed she was innocent but I don't believe her story any more than you believe mine.