• Motherhood

    Submitted by Denise R on 4/1/2010 9:20 AM

    I have my stash. My secret stash that allows me to make it through the day doing everything that needs to be done! My few minutes of bliss that I look forward to, rewarding myself with a few minutes of sanity. My stash is gone, oh where could it have gone? My bliss escapes me. My few minutes filled with sorrow. Oh, butterfinger, where are you???

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