• My Butterfingered

    Submitted by Matt B on 4/1/2010 7:42 AM

    As I was about the bite into this scrumptious Butterfinger, a co-worker dressed like a 1920s burglar had suddenly touched it. I was displeased and disgusted at the site of this. Thinking to myself, why is he dressed like a 1920s burglar, and WHY IS HE LAYING A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER. A fight ensued and we were promptly disciplined, but I was never able to regain my composure for a butterfinger again. Perhaps a free one may entice me to rejoin the ranks of the buttered and the fingered.

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