• My Dirty Rotten Son-In-Law

    Submitted by clenna E on 4/1/2010 10:08 PM

    It was a dark gloomy day. I wanted a Butterfinger to brighten the day. As I was taking one out of the hidden stash of Butterfingers (oh no, it was my last one!), in walked my son-in-law and grand daughter. I put my favorite bar on the counter, saving it for later. Shortly, he left for a doctor's appointment. I played with my grand daughter, pulled out some of her toys and got her settled. I couldn't wait to get to my Butterfinger. My mouth was watering. That's when I found out my son-in-law was a thief. My Butterfinger was gone! It was my last one!! That dirty rotten son-in-law!

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